"Get me new faces..."

Dramatis personae:

HH

Befreundeter Musiker M

HH: Oh, a new album! Do send me a copy! Or no, wait, I can ask Claire.
M: Claire?
HH: You remember Claire. The blonde. Very beautiful.
M: Aaaaaah, she’s weird, isn’t she?
HH: Erm, weird? I don’t …
M: The weirdo! Claire! I remember now! She keeps following us around. Wherever we play, she’s there. She even stays in the same hotels. Between us – I think she’s a stalker!
HH: Darling, she’s your tour manager’s assistant.
M: Oh – Claire! Right …